Water Bottle to Justin Bieber: I Say Fuck You

I’ll be honest, I don’t really know who Justin Bieber is. I remember vaguely hearing the name closely followed by the phrase “12 year old girls love him” so I did a youtube search. 3.4 seconds later, I was throughly convinced that this child was the epitome of all that is evil and wrong with this world. So I calledth upon the lord to strike down my enemy. And I said

Lord this is Phil, fire for effect, Polar, over
Direction XXXX Distance XXXX Down 35*
1 Jackass, in the open

To which God replied : “Splash over”

To which I replied, “Splash out” :

Consider yourself warned child…Phil Allen does not fuck around.

*Direction and Distance intentionally omitted because…why would I give out the location to the Bat cave? Duh..

THOR TRAILER LEAKED- EXTENDED CUT

It seems a very long trailer for the new Thor movie has been “leaked” online. I say “leaked” because I have a hard time imagining the studios putting 5 minutes worth of footage into trailer format this far ahead of the May 2011 release date. In all actuality the studio executives are probably trying to build a buzz around the movie and introduce fans to the character. While most people with even the faintest knowledge of comic books is familiar with Spiderman, Superman, and Batman, even those who follow comics somewhat regularly are probably only vaguely familiar with Thor. And even those who are probably know very little about him.

Still, far be it from me to complain about a lot of awesome footage released almost a year ahead of time. So click the link below and tell me what you think in the comments section below.

ENJOY!