This is what happens when you ask your ex girlfriend to be your wingman
I feel like a simple no would have sufficed, haha.
Not sure if I posted this one before but here it is anyways:
And for the finale:
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Thought of the day: Two people can have a conversation about a subject in which they disagree, without it being an argument. My opinions about apples being the best fruit aren’t necessarily an assault on your right to think oranges are the best. So next time you get defensive or pissy because someone is “arguing” with you; shut up and grow some thicker skin. Because if you listen, you might realize that someone is trying to share a part of themselves with you.
The Poll’s on the side, at the bottom. I’ll move it up higher when i get a bit of free time.
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And yes, my blog can do polls too. What can’t it do?
Here’s the list our friends on How I Met Your Mother made when they were thinking of the many reasons people have sex:
50 REASONS PEOPLE HAVE SEX
Some of my personal favorites:
8.) Nothing good on TV
37) They have air conditioning and you don’t
40) Called/Texted the wrong person but he/she was willing anyways.
46) It’s getting a little hard
Seriously, read the whole list. Wait, better idea. Read the list with your girlfriend and use it as a reason to have sex! In the mean time here’s a few more I wrote that should be added to the list:
9. Your girlfriend is crying and you think tears are the best lubricant.
8. Two words: Drunk Lesbian
7. Your ex girlfriend gets really turned on when she reads your blog (Hi Kryztal!)
6. She’s Mormon and she’s willing to let you do dirty things to her
5. Your girlfriend doesn’t want to which, lets be honest, just makes it that much more enjoyable
4. Its punish the wife night at the Gold house and tonight you’re getting anal
3. A feminist is offering you sexual favors in exchange for helping her with her paper
2. Making “How I Met Your Mother” the video with The Douche’s mom
1. Your name is Patrick Foy and you see an attractive road cone.
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This was quite possibly the best documentary i’ve ever seen in my life. Yes, it was that good. But that’s just me and i’m a big fan of schadenfreude. Plus you have to admit it takes balls to go back and interview ex girlfriends who’ve dumped you in the past:
A Complete History of My Sexual Failures Trailer:
There are some things guys should always do for girls. END OF STORY.
5. Let her talk, but not too much. If she does, write on a little note card “TALKING CARD,” and give it to her. Immediately snatch it out of her hand.
6. Find out what her favorite flower is & buy them for her randomly, and then light them on fire. A hint: sometimes a single rose crushed underneath your merciless heel speaks more than a dozen thrown off of a bridge.
8. Remember that bit from Family Guy? DIAMONDS: She’ll pretty much have to. Remember that, and also remember that most girls can’t tell real diamonds from fake ones.
18. Pretend to throw her in front of traffic, and then do it for real. This is called the “bait and switch.”
And for Nat :
21. Stupid jokes= a backhand
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