I’ve never heard of this Jay Park kid, but apparently he’s really famous in Korea. Regardless, he totally destroy’s this remix of Lil Wayne’s 6 FOOT 7
A rock star movie by the way. Its like a wet dream for comic book and video game nerds alike. *sigh* Oh 8 bit NES. They just don’t make them like they use to.
I’ll be honest, I don’t really know who Justin Bieber is. I remember vaguely hearing the name closely followed by the phrase “12 year old girls love him” so I did a youtube search. 3.4 seconds later, I was throughly convinced that this child was the epitome of all that is evil and wrong with this world. So I calledth upon the lord to strike down my enemy. And I said
Lord this is Phil, fire for effect, Polar, over
Direction XXXX Distance XXXX Down 35*
1 Jackass, in the open
To which God replied : “Splash over”
To which I replied, “Splash out” :
Consider yourself warned child…Phil Allen does not fuck around.
*Direction and Distance intentionally omitted because…why would I give out the location to the Bat cave? Duh..
This clever little funny or die scheme is pretty cool. Though I gotta admit. I thought “homely” Karen was pretty cute too. But then again I knew it was Jewel who’s hella hot. True story.
I usually ignore these random facebook “games” but this one seemed kind of interesting. Since I’m in an Underoath kind of mood I decided to use their song titles. I’ve hyper linked my anwsers to the lyircs of each song. Click on them; you might find something you like. Enjoy!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 12 (or a million) people you like. You can’t use the band I used. Do not repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “My Life According to (BAND NAME)”
Pick Your Artist: Underoath
Are you a male or female?
How do you feel:
Describe where you currently live:
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Your favorite form of transportation:
Your best friend is:
What’s the weather like:
Favorite time of day:
If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
What is life to you:
What is the best advice you have to give:
If you could change your name, you would change it to:
My soul’s present condition:
…in a platonic non statutory rape way of course!
On a completely unrelated note, I think my next girlfriend should know how to beatbox
Joe Cocker called. He said stop singing his fucking song. Yes I know you originally wrote and performed the song but Joe Cocker owns you at it. Don’t believe me? Fine, let’s compare:
That’s right Mr McCartney. You got owned by a dude who’s famous for playing the air guitar on stage at Woodstock. You have Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts but they have Brian May, Woodstock, and most importantly the Wonder Years.
PS. Sing more songs in German