Thought of the day: Two people can have a conversation about a subject in which they disagree, without it being an argument. My opinions about apples being the best fruit aren’t necessarily an assault on your right to think oranges are the best. So next time you get defensive or pissy because someone is “arguing” with you; shut up and grow some thicker skin. Because if you listen, you might realize that someone is trying to share a part of themselves with you.
It’s been way too long since I blogged…
To my loyal fans
I know I’ve really been slacking off on my blogging for awhile, especially since I sold my laptop in January. But hopefully I’ll be up and running full time pretty soon. And not just links or youtube clips. Actual blog entries with my witty banter and my oh so charming personality.
So my coworker just told me she was allergic to bananas. BANANAS! Who the fuck is allergic to bananas?!?!
Saying you’re allergic to bananas is like saying you’re allergic to soft pillows. Bananas are like the wuss asses of the fruit hierarchy. They get punked around by apples but they’re not quite the bitches kumquats are. (Who the fuck eats kumquats anyways…)
Now if it was oranges she was allergic to I could understand. Oranges will fuck you up. Have you ever gotten citric acid in your eye? Probably not because you’d be dead if you had. Or at the very least marginally uncomfortable. But a banana is no Orange neither here nor in a court of law!
PS. fuck shoes…yeah you know what I’m talking about 😉
Slow news day today…and to think I had all day to blog!
As i’m sure many of you have noticed, my blogging has come to a standstill in recent days. I just moved to DC to start a new Internship and I don’t have regular access to the internet at home. However, I will continue to blog, hopefully daily, via BB and at work in the rare moments I have free time.
James (fellow Intern) : So how does our pay work anyways? Is it per hour?
Elizabeth (intern coordinator) : Actually, Legal said we have to call it a stipend, because legally we’re not allowed to pay you this little.
Me (blogger): * sad face *