Neil DeGrasse Tyson Thinks Intelligent Design is Stupid And You Should Too!

Just watch and learn

…uhh any questions?

The only way this would’ve been better is if he would’ve dropped a microphone and walked off stage.


My Life According To UnderOath

I usually ignore these random facebook “games” but this one seemed kind of interesting. Since I’m in an Underoath kind of mood I decided to use their song titles. I’ve hyper linked my anwsers to the lyircs of each song. Click on them; you might find something you like. Enjoy!

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 12 (or a million) people you like. You can’t use the band I used. Do not repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “My Life According to (BAND NAME)”

Pick Your Artist: Underoath

Are you a male or female?

A Boy Brushed Red … Living In Black And White

Describe yourself:

Young and Aspiring

How do you feel:

I Don’t Feel Very Receptive Today

Describe where you currently live:

The Created Void

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

A Moment Suspended In Time

Your favorite form of transportation:

Moving For The Sake Of Motion

Your best friend is:

Everyone Looks So Good From Here

What’s the weather like:

Short Of Day Break

Favorite time of day:

When The Sun Sleeps

If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:

In Regards To Myself

What is life to you:

Breathing In A New Mentality

Your relationships:

Anyone Can Dig A Hole But It Takes A Real Man To Call It Home

Your fear:

Casting Such A Thin Shadow

What is the best advice you have to give:

It’s Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door

If you could change your name, you would change it to:

Burden In Your Hands

My soul’s present condition:

Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape

My motto:

I Got 10 Friends And A Crowbar That Says You Aint Gonna Do Jack

The Paranoia That is The Republican Party

I am absolutely committed to working with Congress and the auto companies to meet one goal: the United States of America will lead the world in building the next generation of clean cars.

President Obama
March 30th Press Conference

When I read this I interpret it to mean that President Obama wants American car manufacturers to create cleaner cars.

When Jonolan reads this he interprets it:

This simple statement shows that Obama and his Liberals are interested in far more than a financial restructuring of the Big-Three; they want control over the industry and are willing to our tax dollars and legislation in order to get it.

Yeah, exactly.

And therein lies the problem with being a republican. Its requires you to be really really stupid sometimes.

The funny thing about conservative politics is that a large amount of it is pretty much based on a completely irrational fear. Its probably as close as you can get to schizophrenia without requiring medication.

When I worked for republicans in 2006 I was amazed at how much your standard rank and file republicans were frozen with fear over what they perceived to be a “secret liberal agenda”

Liberals want to raise our taxes! Take our guns! and Increase the size of the government! OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!

Of course I found this funny because as a liberal I’ve never once woke up in the morning and asked myself “Hmmm how can I increase the size of the government today?” (I’m not really a liberal but to republicans every democrat is a Michael Moore-Ted Kennedy love child)

Now you would think that as a liberal, I could provide pretty good insight as to what happens during our “secret meetings”. Nope, not according to conservatism which posses the ability to know the heart of a liberal better than a liberal. You know, kind of like how The Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Except in this case it wouldn’t be the shadow who is dark and thus has no place in the Republican party.

Blagojevich Does Not Pass Go or Get $200 Because He’s Going To Jail

According to the
Chicago Tribune
, Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested this morning by the Federal authorities. (The Hot Fuzz Fed’s)

Blago was already under investigation because of his alleged ethical violations with Obama’s favorite land developed Tony Rezko, but it seems like the FBI is seeking new criminal charges based on Blagojevich’s attempts to sell Obama’s Senate seat to the highest bidder. Yes, you read that right. Blagojevich tried to sell the Senate seat. Oy! those Chicago politicians.

According to the federal complaint (pdf.), Blago refused to appoint Obama’s prefered replacement (which appears to be Valerie Jarrett) unless he got something valuable in return. Jarrett pulled her name from the consideration for the open seat weeks ago, indicating that the President elect refused to pay to play with the Gov. (The federal complaint indicates this as well.)

Blago also sought to quid pro quo the Senate seat to SEIU in exchange for personal benefits but it seems that they wasn’t going anywhere either.

While this story is certainly amusing, there isn’t any real news here. Everyone knew Blagojevich was a corrupt politician and everyone knew he was going to try and get politicial favor from this appointment. But unfortunately for Blagojevich his greed took him from your standard politicial logrolling to unethical attempts for personal gain.