Jason: Hey, do black people do that too? You know, say “oh this white guy I know”.
Phil: Usually we just say “our boss”, and it’s implied.
Rachael: soooo when did you wanna meet up again? I think I’m fertil- I mean, free in about 3 weeks….
Phil: I don’t think your mouth can get you pregnant
Rachael: that’s what YOU think… I got cheeks like a chipmunk and a brand new turkey baster in my purse
Phil: … well played, sir.