Gotta hand it to the Chinese. They were definitely on the “Awesome train” before any of us.
“Do not allow other men to snatch away your awesomeness.”
–T’ai Kung’s Six Secret Teachings
Luckily for me, my awesomeness can’t be stolen. Though I can understand why you might want to try. Consider this an open thread for any of you who have a favorite quote you’d like to share, humorous or not.