A Pizza Vending Machine…Surely You Jest!

According to the New York Times, an Italian inventor has created a …get this…Pizza Vending Machine, which not only make a pizza for you from scratch, but will also cook it fresh in three minutes or less.

Over the last decade, Mr. Torghele, 56, an entrepreneur in this northern Italian city who first made money selling pasta in California, has developed a vending machine that cooks pizza. The machine does not just slip a frozen pizza into a microwave. It actually whips up flour, water, tomato sauce and fresh ingredients to produce a piping hot pizza in about three minutes. (And for ONLY $ 4.50)

Holy shit, where have you been all of my life? Oh Pizza Machine of the gods? Oh seducer of my taste buds. Lover of my stomach. But alas, *sigh* the machine isn’t available anywhere in the United States.


pure Racism


2 thoughts on “A Pizza Vending Machine…Surely You Jest!

  1. I’m a little skeptical. The dough would need more time to rise if made from scratch. Maybe he discovered a superfast yeast…

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