They’re Raping Him!!! They’re Rappppping Him: Speilberg Working on Indiana Jones 5

“Sequels are a lot like having sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want but its going to happen whether you like it or not.”
-Family Guy (paraphrased)

We all knew this was coming. In this day and age movies that make a crap ton of money are pretty much guaranteed sequels regardless of how shitty the original movie was. *cough*TWILIGHT*cough*. So in many ways I’m not surprised to see that Steven Spielberg is allegedly working on a sequel to…hmmm what’s a politically correct way of saying abortion?… Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Also known as the 2nd worst movie ever made.

Here’s a few suggestions for possible titles:

Indiana Jones and the Straight to Video
Indiana Jones 5: What the Mutt?!
Indiana Jones and CGI Green Screen
Indiana Jones: Revenge of the Fallen (the Michael Bay Edition)

Poor Indy…I wonder how he feels about a sequel:

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