If you’re not a twitter follower or my friend on facebook, you’re missing out. Here’s a sample of what’s behind Door #1:
Things that are pissing me off at the moment: non British people who use bloody as a cuss word. IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU LOOK COOL JACKASS.
I always forget I have a monogramed pimp chalice from which to drink.
Jesus Christ I’m in a good mood for some reason. Am I still drunk?
A conversation via Facebook status:
“Me: I hate Vegetarians, so very very much. Oh so very much.
Justin: Yeah I hate vegetarians too. “Ohh look at me. I don’t eat meat. My pee is clear!”
Hannah: I’m sure vegetarians hate you too.
Me: Good thing I don’t have to worry about you hating me. We all know how much you love the meat.
Hannah: your mother hates you.
Me: its okay. If I need the love of an older woman with wrinkles and saggy boobs, you’re here.
Hannah: you’re dead to me.”
My game has gone global bitches.