Christina: Oh no!
Christina: this is catastrophic!
Christina:MY VIBRATOR BROKE!!!!!!
Phil: that’s awesome
Christina: oh man
Christina: I’m so devastated
Phil: You should cry. That’d be so hot.
Rachael: Hey I was just texting you
Rachael: How do I make a baked potato?
Phil: umm, wash it and put it in the oven.
Rachael good, that’s what I did. I just wanted to see if there was another way.
Rachael I made lunch too
Phil: did you start a fire?
Rachael…well technically yes
Sarah: Cheesecake is a lot of work. They’re very fussy
Phil: Like a woman
Sarah: or a guy
Phil:Like a woman
Phil: you just date effeminate guys.
Sarah: Jon at least.
Phil: He’s so effeminate you’re practically a lesbian.
Phil: I’m surprised you could find a church to marry you…SINNER!