BBC: CIA Helping Afghanistan Warlords Get Laid

Finally my taxpayer dollars are being spent wisely.

This just goes to show that there’s no problem that can’t be solved
by getting laid :

According to the BBC, the CIA has come up with a suprisingly effective inducement to get information from warlords in Afghanistan. Viagra.

The younger tribal leaders know about the drug already, but the older chiefs often don’t, and for them, its a godsend. “In one case, a 60 year old warlord with four wives was given four pills and four days lated detailed Talibain movements in return for more.” says the BBC.

An agent involved in this trade went into more detail. The particular warlord was in his 60’s and had four younger wives. The pills were explained, and offered. Four days later, the agents say, “He came up to us beaming. He said “You are a great man.”

Only one question. As my friend Jesse Singal e-mails, “Is this hard power or soft power?”

The male penis. Bringing peace to the world since the dawn of time.

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