Putting Your Fatass to Use One Gallon at a Time

So there’s this Beverly Hills plastic surgeon named Craig Allen Bittner who’s using the fat he sucks out of his patients during liposuction to fuel his Ford SUV and his girlfriend’s Lincoln Navigator.

Apparently, a gallon of fat can get you the same mileage as a gallon of gasoline if your car is properly outfitted.

…Gives a whole new meaning to the word biodiesel doesn’t it? But when you look on the brightside, at least Tori Spelling has a backup option if her “acting” “career” doesn’t pan out.


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