(Everyday beautiful women come up to me and go “Phil, how did you ever become so awesome?” To which I casually reply “Baby, I’ve always been hardcore.”. As much as it probably blows your mind, I’ve always been pretty badass. Don’t believe it? Well to prove my point I’m starting a series on my blog called “Awesome Phil facts” which document awesome facts about my past.)
Awesome Phil Fact #1:
This is a story my mom told me once. When I was five me and my mom were getting on the bus when an old lady with lots of makeup came up to us and said “My, that’s a cute little boy you have there.” to which I replied “Mommy, mommy! Look, its a CLOWN !!”
Yeah, I was THAT kid.