Steph: i need your opinon
BadAss: I love it when women ask me for their opinion on underwear.
BadAss: i think the bra will especially look good on you
Steph: bc i have huge boobs
BadAss: they are very motorboatable
BadAss: and you can quote me on that
BadAss: since God knows I’ll be quoting me on that
…I’m like Nostradamus.