Photo’s and Script From The Set of Nailin’ Palin

Is it bad that I find this so funny?

Apparently the real name of the movie is going to be “Riding the Pipeline”…hahahahahahahaha

But wait, there’s even more! This link also has a copy of the “script”. (I used quotes around the word script because…well porns don’t really have scripts dontcha know)

*Knock at the door*

PALIN: Who is it?

GRUFF MALE VOICE: It’s JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.

(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)

PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?

JOE: I’m sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.

PALIN: Well, you’re in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don’t you come inside and I’ll fix you a plate of ‘em?

(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)

PALIN: My oh my. That’s quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.

JOE: I have a big hammer.

PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America’s diverse tools, big and small. They’re what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.

WARNING: The following link contains explicit images.

Nailin’ Palin’

NOTE: Apparently there’s a Sarah Palin umm… “inflatable running mate” as well. One can only imagine the things some lonely GOPer will be doing with the…while the watch the…



One thought on “Photo’s and Script From The Set of Nailin’ Palin

  1. I’ll bet more people view this than the Tommy/Pamela video. It’s like Palin’s going to get the benefit of having a sex tape out there (yes I know it’s not really her) without the detriment of having to snort cocaine off of Paris Hilton’s ass or whatever is left of Nicole Ricci’s tits.

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