Is it bad that I find this so funny?
Apparently the real name of the movie is going to be “Riding the Pipeline”…hahahahahahahaha
But wait, there’s even more! This link also has a copy of the “script”. (I used quotes around the word script because…well porns don’t really have scripts dontcha know)
*Knock at the door*
PALIN: Who is it?
GRUFF MALE VOICE: It’s JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.
(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)
PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?
JOE: I’m sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.
PALIN: Well, you’re in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don’t you come inside and I’ll fix you a plate of ‘em?
(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)
PALIN: My oh my. That’s quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.
JOE: I have a big hammer.
PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America’s diverse tools, big and small. They’re what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.
WARNING: The following link contains explicit images.
NOTE: Apparently there’s a Sarah Palin umm… “inflatable running mate” as well. One can only imagine the things some lonely GOPer will be doing with the…while the watch the…