A Top Gun Sequel? Oh Noez!!!!

This is SO bad that I have to break my ban on “lolcats” speak.

An insider said: “The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor — and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot.”


BULLFUCKINGSHIT. Top Gun is the most UN.SEQUABLE.MOVIE.EVER. Period. Don’t even bother going to the movie theatre because you KNOW this one is going to be bad. What are they going to do? Bring Goose back from the dead? Have Iceman decide that after 20 years of hindsight he doesn’t like Maverick after all? And a cocky female pilot? Good lord are they planning on making this a direct to video Lifetime special? This doesn’t sound like a Top Gun sequel as much as it does a “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” sequel. I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all!



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