Colbert on Clinton, Obama, and McCain (Via Politico)
She’s tenacious. That is what she brings to the fight, an unlikeableness….. She knows that this person, the president, whoever it is, is going to face tough challenges, and she’s shown that you could actually lop off her head, arms, and legs and she’ll crawl toward you using the muscles in her belly button.
He’s an inspiring candidate. And he’s got the young people out there just eating out of the palm of his hand. He’s passing his hope bong around the drum circle of young America. [His what?] His hope bong, Larry. He’s inviting people to take deep tokes off of his bong packed with hope.
He was there for Noah’s flood, had to cling on. That’s how he got started in the Navy, was clinging on to the side of the Ark. He’s old. He’s old, Larry. That’s what I’m trying to tell you. Not as old as you are but very, very old.