Ever wondered what your boss puts on your performance review?

Ever wondered what your boss puts on your performance appraisal?

These are actual quotes taken from job performance reviews:

(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

1. I would not allow this employee to breed
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

14. A gross ignoramus – 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
23. He’s so dense, light bends around him.
24. If brains were taxed, she’d get a refund.
28. It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

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