BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Apparently Natalie Rivera is NOT from Albuquerque, NM.  In fact, she has NEVER LIVED IN Albuquerque. (Yes I’m being serious here) She has lied to us all this time. Thankfully there are REAL Albuquerqueans we can trust… like Martin Chavez

Finally a New Mexican from ‘The Q” we can trust!  In order to assist Natalie in becoming a better New Mexican, here nickname from here on out is MARTIN CHAVEZ.

Thank you in advance,

Cognitive Dissonance

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2 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

  1. ooh, I could kill you. I could kill you, bring you back to life, and kill you again.

    I was born in Albuquerque and lived there the first three years of my life. Additionally I have always lived in the Albuquerque metro-area. For about 6 years I lived in Rio Rancho, the major city outside of Albuquerque, but still attended school in Albuquerque and have my entire life. During my time in NM all of my jobs but one were inside of Albuquerque city limits. Despite not being able to vote for city officials, (which I think is just a shitty ploy to save money), we are considered part of albuquerque and my address is Albuquerque, NM. Not “outside Albuquerque, NM”. Besides, I am a stone’s throw from “official city” limits.

    God I’m angry. grrr.

    MARTIN CHAVEZ IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO OUR CITY FOR NEARLY 300 YEARS.

    And I swear to God, if you refer to it as the Q again, I will stab you.

    *****

    Surprisingly that the mellowed down version of my comment.

    Don’t post your libel about me.

  2. ‘never lived” – YOU EVEN LIED!!!!

    besides- if you trusted Martin Chavez and not me- why would you use his name to represent me?

    I’M SO ANGRY AT YOU. grrrrrrrrrr

    I AM FROM THE BURQUE. NOT FROM THE Q. THE Q DOESN’T EXIST!!!

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