Sex, Lies, And Hilarious AIM Conversations

[23:01] x100bulletsx: speaking of the hangover…there is a very very attractive stripper on my couch right now
[23:02] kissmeonmy4head: you have a couch?
[23:02] x100bulletsx: you’re more surprised that I have a couch in my house than a stripper
[23:02] x100bulletsx: why thank you
[23:04] x100bulletsx: that’s going on the blog

[23:05] kissmeonmy4head: i need to save 3000
[23:05] kissmeonmy4head: for the vera wang mattress
[23:07] kissmeonmy4head: its like pure luxury
[23:08] kissmeonmy4head: very like lush
[23:08] kissmeonmy4head: i want to find it so i can see if it lives up to its description
[23:11] x100bulletsx: these are my exact thoughts about the stripper on my couch

[23:48] MLS8718: and 2) i cant imagine that your tact would be well suited to a bulimic stripper
[23:49] x100bulletsx: i am just dying for an elaboration on 2)
[23:49] MLS8718: haha you know you are an ass
[23:50] x100bulletsx: i know i just like to hear it
[23:50] MLS8718: i know you do
[23:50] MLS8718: i hate to indulge you
[23:50] MLS8718: so how does she not kill herself when you make fun of her?

[00:00] x100bulletsx: starbuck is going to be on next season’s 24
[00:00] Smellymoomoo: yes I know!
[00:01] Smellymoomoo: hot!
[00:01] x100bulletsx: i feel that if i died without banging her a great injustice will have occurred
[00:01] x100bulletsx: i wont go as far as to compare it to the injustice of slavery but its getting closer every day

xtina: is it wrong that I’m scrutinizing an “I’m admitting my love for you note” for bad spelling? Does that make me a douche??
x100bulletsx: What you should be scrutinizing is his taste in women